Thursday, July 26, 2007

Thursday for Friday

Do you remember here while back when I told y’all there was definitely something wrong with the water in Wisconsin? At least, I think it was Wisconsin. If I recall, the remark was prompted when I read that some pendajo was arrested for having sex with a white tail deer. The deer was dead, by the way.

Well, again in Wisconsin, three hormonally and mentally unbalanced young … I don’t know what the hell to call them … were arrested for attempting to have sex with a corpse. They apparently had seen the young woman’s picture in the obituary column of the newspaper and decided they wanted to have sex with her.

According to the article, they were caught before they could complete their plan. Attempts to prosecute them failed. In Wisconsin, necrophilia, and attempted necrophilia, are not illegal.

What in the hell can I say? It isn’t often that I will say something is sick, but I gotta think this fits the bill.

Moving right along as we head south to Ft. Lauderdale, FL, we find a man arrested and sentenced for masturbating in his cell. The guy was in jail awaiting sentencing on an armed robbery beef. The cells are monitored by camera. The young lady doing the monitoring was offended by the sight of the con choking his chicken so she filed a complaint. It took 45 minutes for the jury to convict him. They added the time to the 10 year sentence he received on the other beef.

The sheriff's office encourages deputies to file criminal charges to discourage masturbating in the county's jails, said Elliot Cohen, an agency spokesman. He said privacy is one of the rights inmatse give up in jail.
You didn’t ask, but I think this is some pretty ate up crap.

Did you know that in Readington, New Jersey they have a festival that requires the presence and participation of a virgin to ensure success? Given that it is New Jersey, and the year is 2007, one would think the festival doomed to failure. Enter Victoria Brumfield to the rescue.

Brumfield, 28, has worked with Freeman in the past and is a devout Mormon, proud of her adherence to the church's rules, including not drinking, smoking, gambling or cursing - and no sex before marriage.

Ms Brumfield became the virgin in residence last year after her younger sister, the former duty virgin, moved to California.
A virgin in New Jersey. Just think. It may yet be possible to find an honest politician.

In Painesville, Ohio there is a judge with an interesting bent on dispensing justice. I’m not sure where in Ohio Painesville is located, but it must be large enough to have working girls.

Two hormonally charged, (and ain’t they always?) young men decided to seek the services of a lady of the evening. Unfortunately for them, they had the bad luck of propositioning an undercover police officer. They were arrested and taken to court.

A judge known for giving unusual sentences has ordered three men who pleaded guilty to soliciting sex to take turns dressing in a bright yellow chicken costume.
Painesville Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti agreed to suspend a 30-day jail sentence if they wear the costume between 4 and 7 p.m. Friday outside the court while carrying a sign that reads "No Chicken Ranch in Painesville."
According to the article, this isn’t the first time His Honor has come up with an unique sentence. Give the article a read.

We’re headed for Winnipeg in the morning at a totally uncivilized hour. Kat’s Mom has some medical tests scheduled. For some reason, the doctors thought their schedules were more important than our sleeping schedules.

Y’all have a good day and a better weekend.
Buffalo 9:44 PM

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