Monday, July 23, 2007
The Prodigal Stops By
You may have noticed that I haven’t mentioned Dave, the brother-in-law, of late. There is a reason for that and the reason isn’t that I haven’t written scarce a lick in a couple of weeks. I suppose that may be part of the reason. Okay, it is part of the reason, but not all of the reason. A better reason is that he hasn’t been around. He has been doing black smithy things over at the museum. I’m thinkin’ his wife may have him on a tight rein too. I’d never tell anyone that for fear of embarrassing his macho manly self.
Somewhere along the line, and a long line it is, I heard tell that absence makes the heart grow fonder. I don’t know if that is true. I am fair to middlin’ sure absence does dull the memory more than just a tad. Here a few days ago, I asked Kat if she’d talked to him and, maybe, made mention that I kind of missed seeing the lad. I missed him in a manly-man way, of course. Sort of in the way you miss scratching itchy toes after you cure the athlete’s foot.
As sure as no good deed is left unpunished, I made mention of the devil and he showed up at the door. The summer, and all that standing over a hot forge, isn’t doing the boy any harm. He’s lost enough weight that he should oughta write a diet book. I hate like hell to admit the pendajo is looking – as not bad as someone with his challenges can look.
We were all sitting around in the desk room, Kat call’s it the office, shooting the breeze. Somehow or another, the subject turned to movies. Kat made mention of the first movie she can remember seeing. I can’t recall what it was. I recall it wasn’t much of a movie and that it was a new release not all that long ago. She does that crap a lot, you know; deliberately and maliciously to make me feel old. Not that I need any help feeling old. All I have to do is get up in the morning.
I joined the conversation by telling them the first movie I remember was “Black Jack Ketchum, Desperado.” It turned out that was a lie because it was filmed in 1956 and I do remember earlier movies. I had the facts a little misfiled. That happens when your file cabinets are damned near full and you can’t alphabetize worth a tinker’s damn.
Dave rears back in Kat’s desk chair, looks me dead in …
Anyway, Dave was reared back in the chair, looking me dead in the eye, when he asks, “Buffalo, was that a talkie?”
Punk assed bitch!
Life is sweet – and now I’m going out in the 100 degree heat, smoke a cigarette, and try to figure out why.
Somewhere along the line, and a long line it is, I heard tell that absence makes the heart grow fonder. I don’t know if that is true. I am fair to middlin’ sure absence does dull the memory more than just a tad. Here a few days ago, I asked Kat if she’d talked to him and, maybe, made mention that I kind of missed seeing the lad. I missed him in a manly-man way, of course. Sort of in the way you miss scratching itchy toes after you cure the athlete’s foot.
As sure as no good deed is left unpunished, I made mention of the devil and he showed up at the door. The summer, and all that standing over a hot forge, isn’t doing the boy any harm. He’s lost enough weight that he should oughta write a diet book. I hate like hell to admit the pendajo is looking – as not bad as someone with his challenges can look.
We were all sitting around in the desk room, Kat call’s it the office, shooting the breeze. Somehow or another, the subject turned to movies. Kat made mention of the first movie she can remember seeing. I can’t recall what it was. I recall it wasn’t much of a movie and that it was a new release not all that long ago. She does that crap a lot, you know; deliberately and maliciously to make me feel old. Not that I need any help feeling old. All I have to do is get up in the morning.
I joined the conversation by telling them the first movie I remember was “Black Jack Ketchum, Desperado.” It turned out that was a lie because it was filmed in 1956 and I do remember earlier movies. I had the facts a little misfiled. That happens when your file cabinets are damned near full and you can’t alphabetize worth a tinker’s damn.
Dave rears back in Kat’s desk chair, looks me dead in …
Damn! I hate being interrupted like that. Kat just called me into the kitchen, pointed at a crawling insect and demanded, “Deal with that. You have more experience with them than I do.” It was a honey bee crawling across the counter.
Anyway, Dave was reared back in the chair, looking me dead in the eye, when he asks, “Buffalo, was that a talkie?”
Punk assed bitch!
Life is sweet – and now I’m going out in the 100 degree heat, smoke a cigarette, and try to figure out why.
Buffalo 5:57 PM



11 Comments:
At 8:09 PM,
anna said…
Sounds like Dave missed you as much as you missed him.
At 9:08 PM,
Steve said…
So NOW ya getting ta know what true mates are all about.......
Taking the piss!.......
At 10:51 PM,
Still Searching... said…
Life IS sweet, simply b/c you have a woman that makes you "lightheaded" (snicker) AND a punk assed bitch friend/brother in law. :-D
At 8:48 AM,
lili said…
absence does not make the heart grow fonder, that's a myth like, "to have loved and lost is better than to never have loved at all." It's bullshit.
At 8:53 AM,
jules said…
I DO like your stories.
At 11:53 AM,
Queen of Dysfunction said…
Sounds like that Dave feller got the best of you.
It actually reaches triple digits in Canada? Here I was thinking all you canucks sat around holes in the ice and watched polar bears.
I kid, I kid...
At 12:59 PM,
Buffalo said…
Anna: Dave was the wedding gift that you just can't return or recycle.
Steve: Yeah, right.
Poet Girl: Ya think?
Lili: Unfortunately life is piled deep in bullshit.
Jules: I thank you.
Your Majesty: Right out of the gate, Queenie, I'm not a Canuck so don't lump my fat butt into that "you all" thing.
It does get triple digit hot and almost triple digit humid and the mosquitoes are as big as hummingbirds, the winter is too cold for words, and the damned mounties don't wear red, wool, uniforms, ride horses and sing all day long.
Canuck. Hmmph.
At 1:57 PM,
Blazngfyre said…
Calling YOU a Canuck is like calling ME a Southerner!
Just doesn't quite fit.
At 10:09 AM,
littleone said…
ya know Buffalo.. i think i may have missed your commenter's comments almost as much as i missed your writings.. they make me laugh almost as much as you do.....
and i am surprised kat lets you anywhere near our Canadian species of bugs.. unless of course she likes nursing you back to health ??!!
wiggle wiggle
morningstar (owned by Warren)
At 2:34 PM,
James Shott said…
I posted a comment after the first two that didn't make it to the page, just so you'll know.
At 5:32 PM,
Melinda said…
that was a good one by Dave!
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